On the serious note, I wonder how many have lost love ones in road crashes because (all) Proton is FLAWED by design. It should be crime against humanity! Just an unfair comparison between Proton and Toyota. Toyota recalled 3.8 million vehicles because its floor mats causes the accelerator pedal to get stuck. It is a serious problem. But Proton is not even road worth! And I as a Malaysian have to risk my life everyday because I cannot afford any other car other than the coffin on wheels.

Umnoputras already knew all Proton cars tak boleh pakai 1. How many Umnoputras you know drive Proton cars? Where got 1, most of them drive foreign models like Alphard, Aston Martin DB9, Rapide, Cayman, Cayenne 1.

All professional drivers know Proton…any model is a succide car. Just wondering how the “LULUS” stickers are adhered to Proton vehicles before they leave the assembly line? The world largest car markets are those for the left-hand side drive. Yet stupid Proton does not know how to produce left-hand drive cars.

Every new Proton owner knows this experience, within a week or two after having your new Proton car, you encountered defect or defects. Took your new Proton car back to the workshop & the ppl there told you "Lucky lah you, just this or that problem, other owners got bigger problem". Totally no shame n pride over their products. Not even apologetic n they expected every new car to have faults galore.

In BOLEHLAND everything is for show only. What others can do, kita pun boleh. BUT, where is the standard? Looks the part but doesn’t fill the part. Churning out many graduates without quality is but a self defeating act. Only time will tell.

In any other countries with the exception of ZIMBABWI, our "gomen" leaders would have been booted out long time ago. Treating lives of rakyat like dirt, making unsafe cars and giving most rakyat with no other alternative but to buy Proton because of very high taxes levied on imported cars, making the prices beyond the reach of ordinary Malaysians.

To encourage the rakyat to buy this outdated and unsafe technology, he made imported cars unaffordable to the ordinary man. Cars which could have saved countless lives during collisions.

For the past 20 years Malaysia has the honor of having one of the highest car accident fatality rate per capital in the world. Surely Proton and TDM have both played a critical role to make Malaysia to achieve this feat!

The Proton management should respond to the shocking report from New Zealand where Proton Jumbuck turned in the worst crash test ute performance and adjudged not fit for the road.

The two-door Jumbuck utility vehicle (ute) was given dismal safety ratings by independent crash test organisation Ancap (Australasian New Car Assessment Programme) in New Zealand, awarded the lowest possible one-star rating after its performance in frontal offset and side impact crash tests.

Ancap scores vehicles from zero to five stars, depending on the safety features and protection of the driver and passengers.

The ute’s cabin was severely deformed in the 64km/h offset crash test. It offered poor head protection for the driver and passenger, and poor leg protection for the driver.

It also lacked airbags, ABS, and electronic stability control – a feature that senses skidding and individually brakes the wheels, helping the driver to regain control.

“We don’t believe these vehicles should be allowed on the road.”

He said the minimum standard for a new ute should be four stars. The Toyota Hilux, Mitsubishi Triton and several Ford Falcon and Holden Commodore utes achieved this.

The difference in safety between a two-star and a four-star ute was significant, he said.

“It can mean the difference between walking away from a crash and being taken away in an ambulance.”

A Malaysian-manufactured ute has turned in the worst crash test performance of any vehicle being sold here, Consumer New Zealand warns.

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
31. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
32. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
33. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
34. You are pissed with this article
35. You rob people for money
36. You rape people and take away their money
37. You read "Mat Rempit For Dummies"
38. Your brain malfunctioned all the time
39. You denied all the facts in this list
40. Tomorrow never dies
41. Die another day
42. You break and steals other ppl's car radio/cd player to sell for money to mod your motorcycle
43. You steals other ppl's helmet for money
44. Police to you are just another opponent in the race
45. Your bike rear brake light is broken and you never ever consider getting it fixed
46. As long as you are in big group, police can't touch you
47. You have an original DVD copy of REMP-IT movie
48. You go to political gathering just to get free bottled water and food, and ignoring which side it is
49. You feel proud whenever ur gang activities are in the headlines, be it mugging, (gang) rape, etc...
50. You rent ONE comp in cybercafes to stream&watch FREE porn, with at least FIVE friends behind you watching together
51. You tink ur ex5 is faster than a 125z
52. You mod ur bike with stolen items
53. You steal ppl petrol cos u cant afford to pump petrol
54. You still staying with your parents with 10 other brothers and sisters, even that you are 35+, or otherwise you are living in a bus station
55. You smash ppls car window and take ppls audio players and components
56. You think u are faster than a car anytime because you can overtake them when there is a traffic jam
57. You earn money just to buy condoms
58. You dont bath everyday
59. The last light you see in this world is the headlights of an on-coming bus/lorry/car
60. You cant read all the list becoz u cant read English
61. Your head is harder than steel
62. You make stupid loud noises infront of people's houses at night
63. You always visit Burger King in a group for it's refillable drinks
64. You have no idea tat ur act was a disgrace to the country
65. You're polluting the world, faster than anyone else
66. You think your SLK(smart little kancil) can tapao a Mercedes
67. You fix loud loud paria speaker in your kancil
68. Your exhaust sounds like boat but your speed is like a turtle
69. You think u have very long hair and u think it's very beautiful and cool
70. You think all malay chicks like you
71. You think chinese are lame and malay are better
72. You don't wear underwear
73. Your carrot jeans were from your high school days
74. You wear a sunglasses even though there's no sun to make u looks cooler, in fact u sucks
75. You rape your own sister, mom or any female in your family
76. You rape underage kids with cucumber cause your equipment doesn't work
77. You hog the pay-phone cause the phone u stole run outta credit
78. You lose both your testicles when u riding alone or less than 50 ppl
79. The best career u can work is burger seller/lekor seller/ pisang goreng seller
80. You go pasar malam dvd stall not to buy movie but porn
81. You think yahoo/google is a porn search engine
82. You think u have night-vision so u doesnt turn on your lights at night
83. Your motto is 'MATI TAKPE JANJI GAYA MESTI ADA'
84. You cant afford condoms
85. You think clubbing is the same whether u're inside or outside the club
86. You cant type BM properly (ko x ske i ko kuar ni)
87. You lie to yourself that rempiting is not wrong
88. You felt like the country is yours and terorize everyone with ur gang members, but as a single person,ur juz a small dick coward
89. You gather at a pool/snooker center but cannot afford to play
90. You're actually buying fake stuff from pasar malam
91. You signed up for Diploma in Kerempitan
92. Your sms language for 'Tak' is often 'X'
93. You set up your own roadblocks to loot money

more to come... :)

KL city drivers are a diversified lot. Some are insane, some are arrogant, some are suicidal and then there is the silent majority. But by and large, however you react to someone one cutting in on you, we all adhere to an unwritten hierarchy system of drivers. It’s all here from Class 1 to Class 9. The law of nature is simple, a lower class driver must give way to a superior class, and don’t ask any questions. Failure to do so can be very detrimental to your health and wallet.

Class 1
Royalty and ministers in their motorcades, with the usual 20 police outriders.
The outriders go ahead of the black Mercedes/Rolls Royce to clear traffic first, failure to do so can be suicidal. The VIP motorcade usually consists of many cars, (as you know car-pooling is an offence), all with hazard lights switched on. Make NO mistake, everyone must give way.
Tell-tale signs – colourful registration plates, small flag on front bumper, black-tint windows, opportunistic losers trying to tag along behind motorcade to beat traffic.

Class 2
Police cars, ambulance, fire engines and other emergency vehicles.
Since lives are stake here, everyone willingly gives way. In bumper to bumper traffic, they will squeeze between lanes or on the road shoulder. However, please note, they are NOT the highest class, they are to give way to Class 1 above (I’ve seen this happen before).
Tell-tale signs – wailing sirens, usually on main roads.

Class 3
Bus drivers, lorry drivers and taxi drivers
Commands the highest right of way among civilians. Never, ever trifle with them.

Class 4
Businessmen, politicians, tycoons, CEOs in their limousines.
Big cars, usually Mercedes, BMW and Volvo. Since their time is far more important than ours, they MUST have the right of way.
Tell-tale signs – Number plate with single digit or 8888, found on the roads after 9am or before 5pm. ‘Ahmat’ driver wearing uniform, usually doubles-up as bodyguard/assassin.

Class 5A
Rich man, contractor boss, spare-part shop boss, etc.
Usually drives his own luxury car (Civic, Perdana, Sonata) or SUV (X-Trail, Pajero). Cuts in and out of traffic like they own the road. Usually born without the ability to patiently queue up. Glares at you or show the ‘finger’ if you, in any way, appear to slow you down.
Tell-tale signs – Cutting queue at toll or traffic jams, always talking on hands-free, smartly dressed, gold chain & bracelet, etc.

Class 5B
Wife of Class 4 or 5A above.
Same as the above, but drives CRV, RAV4, Rexton, Matrix, etc. Makes appearance at non-peak hours in suburbs only.
Tell-tale signs – Unbelievely arrogant on the road, uses horn at every little instant, wears Valentino sunglasses and upside-down jacket on their arms.

Class 6
Mat racers and Ah Beng racers.
Mat racers (in their modified Wira/Iswara) and their Chinese counterparts (in their loud Honda Civic/City VTEC) are well documented in my earlier post.
Tell-tale signs – you know, the usual. Black rims, boot lettering removed, loud techno music on stereo, muffler, black fake leather seats, car sticker like RECARO, HKS, Tuned by RAZO, Sparco, etc. Usually found at night.

Class 7
Motorbikes.
I hate it when they horn at you whenever they have to brake. Will squeeze and snake around your cars as if every inch of space is worth millions. Most liable to scratch your car or break your side mirrors.

Class 8
Uncles and Pakciks.
Driving old beat-up cars, as if they’re on an evening drive on the beach. On the right lane. Never responds even if you horn or flash. When you overtake and glare at them, they pretend not to see you.
Tell-tale signs – They still think they are driving in Bentong in the sixties. Eyesight not fit for driving more than 12 years ago.

Class 9
Poor, law-abiding, bottom feeders like you and me.

Interesting what the car can say about the driver...:
(NOTE: No offense to any Malaysian car owners. If you are too sensitive about your car, please don't read any further. You've been warned.)

New Red or White Kancil – Lady driver, first job.

New Red or White Iswara Aeroback – Male driver, first job.

Red Honda CRV – Rich man’s wife. Especially with all those useless accessories like kangaroo bar, taillights protector, etc. Rich people must be higher than us, mah. Some more can block our sight of traffic.

Metallic Unser (new) – Housewife, driving children and neighbour’s children to school. (Maid in backseat)

Black or Silver Honda City or Civic VTEC - the ultimate Ah Beng dream car...

White, dirty Perodua Kembara – Putrajaya contractor company car. No trimmings, no stickers, usually slightly dented of taillights pecah already.

Dirty Pajero, Prado or Hilux – Big time contractor.

Dirty Jimny or Feroza – Small time contractor.

Black Kembara DVVT – with spare tire casing (some more got small padlock), sporty stickers, ugly halogen lights, catladder at back. Malay family man. One step up from Unser.

Silver Mercedes – I’m a rich businessman, please move aside for me.

Silver BMW / Volvo – I’m a rich businessman, but got poor taste in car.

Old Mercedes – My father’s a rich businessman, I’m driving his car.

Silver / black Perdana – I’m a moderately successful businessman, still not rich enough to buy a Mercedes.

Wira or Iswara (with black rims, huge spoilers, cheap body kits, tinted windows, big exhaust, black PVC seats and letterings on boot removed) – standard issue ‘mat racer’.

Kancil (with black rims, ugly body kits, tinted windows, huge exhaust, black PVC seats and letterings on boot removed) – lower standard ‘mat racer’. One step up from ‘mat rempit’ (or ‘mat motor’)

White Perdana / Waja / Kancil with blaring sirens – if you dunno this one ‘cham’ lor…

In Malaysia, we overtake on the far left lane.
The right lane is reserved for “Hari Perarakkan” drivers, meaning for those who wants to display their cars.
The middle lane is for Express busses, tankers and trailers and occasionally motorcyclist.

On Malaysian roads don't follow rules - follow your heart - do whatever you like; just don't get yourself or somebody else killed. Live to drive another day.
By the way if you manage to stay in one piece don't get caught doing the wrong thing. If you do get caught red handed - you can get out of it - provided you know what to do.

The CIA, The FBI, and the Malaysian MACC are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The US President decides
to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of
them has to catch it.

First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.

Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no luck they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Finally the MACC goes in. They come out two hours later with a bruised and terrified wild boar.

The wild boar is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

I just got my new Vios yesterday :) I'm proud to own it & happy because of it's handling & fuel consumption. I'll upload pictures of it soon.

I planned to change my car few months before, and finally I make up my mind. So last 2 weeks, 25th May 2009 I've ordered my car :) I paid deposit and went to JPJ to choose car number plate, and finally it's all DONE !

So these few days I'll be waiting to take my car :) It's my new car after all...Will be uploading the pictures soon :) This is also a BIG birthday present for myself :)

Lets take a look at the pictures first...



This photo is showing the ship, flag and also an astronaut.



This photo is showing an astronaut only.

For almost 40 years a United States astronaut, Neil Armstrong landed on moon. A few number of humans believed that this is a big lie in the human history. The live telecast on TV showed that Neil Armstrong getting down the ladder of Apollo 11 and touched the moon surface looks blur and grey.

Until now, there still have people that believed the astronauts reaching the moon is shot from a studio or in a desert. According to the conspiracy theory researchers, the rocket that brought Armstrong and his 2 collages Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins, actually went around the orbit only before landed on Earth.

At the NASA headquarters in Washington, the group that don't believe the mission to moon is called HB.

According to HB, Amstrong actually landed on Area 51, a military base in Nevada that is kept top secret from the public by the US government. The place is big enough for NASA to create a background of a moon surface.

They also asked how an astronaut can be able to walk while the sun is behind them but the front part of it is brightened by the sunlight until the space suit and the US flag behind the astronaut is clearly seen.

The light effects is so perfect that is looks just like in a studio but according to NASA, this happened because reflection of the sunlight of the moon by the sun. HB also said that there were NO stars on the sky while the background is a perfect black without any shining from stars.

HB also said that the moon's surface is dusty creating footsteps of the astronauts and there really are footsteps in the picture. However, the moon vehicle behind them weighted 10 tonnes didn't leave any tracks behind.

Another thing is how the spider space vehicle included with rockets below the structure didn't give any impact to the moon upon landing. The flag put by Armstrong and Aldrin didn't show any shadow in the picture while the shadows of the 2 astronauts, space vehicle, and rocks on the moon surface are shown at the same direction.

However, NASA explains that the shadow positions are not the same because its a disturbing moon perspective error. The error happened when a 3D image is shown in 2D. There are some reflections disappeared because the moon surface will reflect back to the direction from where it came.

But the accuse about mission to the moon is not success because an engineer, Bill Kaysing worked on the design of the Apollo rocket is a fact.

Well, who should I believe then?

I posted an item on eBay last week and a person named Caroline Wang emailed me regarding this and wanted to buy the notebook. Ive calculated all the fees and the item its almost 3k to be sent to Italy saying that its a birthday present for her friend.

The next day I received an email sent by "e-bay-security.com" (wow, almost get cheated) saying that payment has been made and ON HOLD until I provide them documents about the shipment by photo copying the receipt given by them to this Commercial Bank.

The emails were included with a link www.commercialbank.com which after i clicked i already feel its 90% a scam. Then later I received another email from the same person telling me to carry out the payment as soon as possible and told me not to tell other people about the name and address given, which is:
Name: osaretim amenze
Address: via pio panfili 98 porto san girogio
State: ascoli piceneo
Country: Italy
Postal Code: 63017



Before this I've received 2 emails, quite professional huh...





I really wanna report this to the Italian cops but I just don't know how :( Anyway I've already reported to eBay and hope they do something about it.

Singaporeans' "practice" for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysians' "practice" for Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Concubines
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

A horoscope I found it quite interesting and true...after thinking and comparing other people...

Aries
A warrior at heart, you thrive on challenges and fights. If there isn't any strife and drama, you are tempted to stir things up, just to keep yourself happy. You are also rather intolerant of mistakes and don't have patience for weakness or failings in others. And sometimes, you can be quite a snob as well - you like to be seen at the right places or wear the right clothes. And you're also prone to bossiness. Your restless nature may make you quit a project suddenly if you can't sustain the interest.

Advice: Get off your high horse and pay your dues before people will accept you. Learn to be more tolerant of others and try to see the other side of the story. If you believe in what you do, you can move mountains.

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Taurus
You are stubborn and like to hold on to things, not wanting to let go of anything or anyone. You are slow to anger, but when you do get worked up to a rage - everyone step aside! You also have a selfish streak and can be quite sneaky as well. People often see you as helpful and agreeable. You also tend to be suspicious of others and question their motives.

Advice: Learn to forgive and let go of your past disappointments. Learn from your mistakes and have faith in yourself and others as well.

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Gemini
You tend to live on the edge sometimes. Many of you believe that you don't deserve success, somehow feeling guilty for it. You may give others too much of yourself sometimes that you lose yourself. You may be prone to suppressing emotions as well. And at times that makes it difficult for you to accept affection and love.

Advice: Try doing something for yourself once in a while, in between, doing favors for others.

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Cancer
You can get carried away with emotions - your anger is overwhelming and your sadness can depress all those around you. You're also very sensitive to other people's emotions and are easily affected by them. You tend to act before you think and then worry about what you may have done or said wrong. Feelings of insecurity creep in now and then.

Advice: Accept that you are sensitive and try to manage your emotions more effectively.

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Leo
Your lose your temper very rarely but when you do everybody keeps out of your way. You like having an audience, to help boost your confidence and ego. You also tend to be proud and aggressive, cloaking these with your charm. When things don't go your way, you get impatient.

Advice: Learn to spend some time alone with yourself and get to know yourself better. Learn to experience your emotions.

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Virgo
You feel that you were put on this earth to do good work and not receive any credit for it. You tend to be critical of yourself and others and you also worry about things that are beyond your control. A little pessimistic sometimes, you tend to be an intellectual snob. You bottle up all your insecurities and fears, and hesitate to reach out for help. And once in a while, you become a busybody - that's when you also feel responsible for other people's problems.

Advice: Modesty has its own limits - take credit for your efforts. Give yourself a break and know that you do not have to be successful in everything you do. Keep focused and don't get tangled in other people's affairs too often.

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Libra
You have difficulty making decisions when it comes to personal matters. You like to weigh all the alternatives and hear every side of an argument - but this may take time and opportunities may pass you by because of it. You also like to expend energy on people who may not deserve it - You want to help the underdog. You are also sensitive to criticism and may take mild statements of fact very personally.

Advice: Follow your instincts and act on them. Don't blindly trust people, learn to be a little more discriminating in your offers of help. Learn to think for yourself and don't be swayed by persuasive tongues.

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Scorpio
You have a revengeful streak and a long memory for past injustices. Sometimes, you may even use deception to get what you want and to influence others to stay out of your way.

Advice: Learn to conquer any tendency towards revenge and things will fall into place for you.

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Sagittarius
You also seem to enjoy verbal duels with others whenever you can. And you sure can make sore losers, even suspecting foul play if things don't go your way. You have a knack for confrontation and you can't resist being sarcastic. You also don't think too much of many people, because you have a mild superiority complex. Vanity is also a trait in many of you.

Advice: Learn with whom you can be frank otherwise keep your comments to yourself. Discretion is the better part of valor. Curb your confrontation, and you can combine it with your concern for serious issues, aiding in your search for truth.

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Capricorn
You are rather materialistic and this is fuelled by your fears of financial disaster. This makes you complain about monetary woes, irritating many with your obnoxious attitude. You can also be a social climber, manipulating your way up the ladder. Once in a while, you'll have morbid thoughts about death - something that scares you because you have no control over it. You tend to be obsessive about your mortality sometimes.

Advice: Stop worrying about losing money, and you'd rid yourself of a lot of your anxiety. Get rid of your phobias and you'll be able to relax more and enjoy yourself.

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Aquarius
You tend to be too idealistic and naive sometimes. Practicality gets thrown out of the window by you many times. Cool and aloof, you rarely want to deal with deep emotions. You like to give advice but don't like to receive it. And ideas and inspirations that you sometimes neglect or follow through with them are constantly bombarding you. Or else you are constantly shifting focus, giving people the idea that you are a flake with no staying power.

Advice: Take time to explore your private feelings. Not all people see things your way. And just because you come up with ideas, don't expect other people to do all the work for you. Learn to trust people and accept advice.

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Pisces

You are an escapist - you have this knack of avoiding issues if they seem unpleasant. You delve into past memories to escape your present woes. Sometimes you become rather unsociable and withdrawn.

Advice: Trust your instincts. Whenever the escapist tendency hits you talk with a friend to get your perspective right.

Taken around the internet for years, and I'm still collecting it......

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When LKY visited Malaysia some years back, DRM took him around to see how much KL has developed.

LKY asked “ how long did you take to build KLIA ? ”

DRM “ about 5 years…..”

LKY “ …that’s too long. If in Singapore, we can do it in 3 years.”

When they pass by KL Tower, LKY asked again “ how long to build this tower ? ”

DRM “ since then we have improved our skills….it took only 2 years. ”

LKY “….but honestly 2 years is no good. In Singapore, we will need only 1 year. ”

Then they come to Petronas Twin Tower, LKY asked again “ how long you take to build this fantastic structure ? ”

DRM “ ……ah, let me tell you, when I pass by here this morning, they were not here yet……”

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A poem written by an African Shakespeare:

Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:
When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured?

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I Know What the Bible Means

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means The son replied, I do know!

Okay, said his father. So, son, what does the Bible mean

That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.'

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During the mid term school break, Ali, Abu and Bakar took a plane back to their home town. In the middle of the journey both the plane's engine broke down and the plane took a dive and crashes into a jungle. Everyone died in the crash except for the 3 of them.

After getting out of wrecked plane, the 3 of them begin to search for help. But unlucky for them they bump into a cannibal tribe in search for food. They were then brought into a village. The chief of the village decided to give them a chance to live by asking each of them to bring back 10 of any type of fruits in the jungle. And so the 3 went off.

After a few minutes, Ali returns with 10 apples. Then the chief says," stuff them into your a**hole. If you can stuff all 10 of them in I’ll let you live." without much hesitation Ali did as he asked. However, 3 was the max that his a**hole could take. And so the chief slaughter him.

Not a minute after Ali was slaughtered, Abu came back with 10 grapes. Then the chief told him the same thing. So he did as he was told. one by one he stuff. until the very last one, when he was about to stuff, he saw Bakar coming back with his fruits and started laughing which causes the grapes in his a**hole to drop out. Because of that, he was slaughtered too.

When he reached heaven, he met with Ali, Ali ask," Why are you so dumb, you only have the last grapes to go and you couldn't do it." but Abu just keep on laughing and says," I saw Bakar came back with 10 durians!"

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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a b****."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b****?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know where")

Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****"

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!

Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A b****!!!

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An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a
bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes
his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we
don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either."

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

He says "In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that
we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.
Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."

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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"
Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

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Mary is a mother who loves her son so much that what ever her son wants she'll give. Then one day, his son, who just turn 17 and just got his motorcycle license ask the mom for a motorcycle. as usual, his mom bought him a 2nd hand, 80cc scooter. But before she passes it to the son she prays to guan-gong (a Chinese god) to protect her son from all danger. And guan-gong agreed.

And so she let her son try on the bike. as a teenager, the son twist the handle as far as he could so that he could reach the maximum speed. But as it is a 2nd hand scooter, it only can reach 100km/h max. Shortly after that, he losses control of his bike and knock into a lorry. The bike got crushed into pieces. But to everyone's amaze, there wasn't even a scratch on her son.

Knowing that this was all the work of guan-gong she went back and thank guan-gong for saving her son's life. guan-gong accept her gratitude and said that was nothing.

A few days later, her son ask her to buy her another bike. And this time he ask her to get him a 650cc super bike as the scooter was too slow. The mom has no choice but to oblige and to pray for his safety. And as usual, guan-gong agreed.

As soon as the son got the bike he did the same thing too. he try to go as fast as he could. And just like the 1st time, he lost control and crush into a big tree. But this time he died in the accident.

Mary got so sad and furious that she went back and scold guan-gong and ask him why he didn't protect her son this time. guan-gong replied,” your son's bike was so fast that my horse couldn't even catch up to him!"

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible, said the man.”And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies

in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Our Life Cycle goes like this :-

On the first day of the world, God created the cow.
He told the cow 'Ah Gu today I have created you. Your job is to go to
the field and help the farmer all day long. you will provide the energy to
pull things etc. And you will also provide milk for people to drink. All
day long you will toil under the sun. In return you will only eat grass.

For that life, you will have a life span of 50 years'. Ah Gu objected. 'What
I work all day in the sun and get to eat grass only and I have to provide milk away.
This is tough and you want me to live 50 years. Tell you what, i'll take 20 years
and you can take back the 30 years'. God agreed.

On the 2nd day, God created the dog. He said to the dog "Ah Kow, I have
created you for a purpose'. 'What is that' asked Ah Kow. 'Your duty is to sit all
day by the door of your master. Should anyone come by, you are to bark at them.
In return, you shall eat your master's left-overs. I'll give you a life span of 20 years,
God said.

Ah Kow like the cow objected and said to God 'What! I have to sit all day long by
the door and need to bark at people and what do I get ....LEFTOVERS. This isn't
right' said the dog and he continued 'I'll just take 10 and you can keep the remaining
10 years' God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey and he told the monkey 'Low Kao, your
job is to entertain people. you shall make them laugh with your antics of acting
stupid and making faces. You will also do summersaults and swing on trees to amaze
them. In return you get to eat bananas and peanuts. For that life, I'll give you 20
years. Isn't that good? asked God.

Naturally the monkey objected replying 'God, this is just ridiculous. I gotta to make
funny faces to make people laugh and let's not even come to the part about the trees
and somersaults. Tell you what I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence
and I'll take 10 only. What do you think?' God agreed again.

Then on the fourth day, God created humans and he said to the man 'You are my best
piece of work and all you need to do is sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again
and do nothing else. You get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All
you have to do is enjoy your life.

For this kind of privilege, I'll give you 20 years. Man objected and said, 'What! all I need to
do is relax and enjoy myself and I only have 20 years to live. Quite a lousy deal, tell you
what - since you have 30 years from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow plus another 10 from
Lao Kao and you probably do not know what to do with all those years. Why not I take
them all and I'll have 70 years to live?'

God being such good natured, agreed with a smile.

AND THAT IS WHY

We eat, sleep, play and enjoy life for the first 20 years of our lives when we
are growing up

We work like a cow for the next 30 years to raise our family.

Sit outside and bark at people for the next 10 years when we are retired.

And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our
grand-children for the final 10 years.

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Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila
Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat,
lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid-murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid-murid: Ya!
Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
Murid-murid: Oh Hamba!
Cikgu: Dengar ini!
Murid-murid: Dengar itu!
Cikgu: Diam!
Murid-murid: Bising!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup ajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

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Malays have the political power and so they set up the party UMNO, which literally means "U Must Not Object". The chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the economy and they called their party MCA which means "Money Conquers All". Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every liamentary meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?

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1 day a Chinese, Malay and an Indian guy were chosen to take part in the military camp...they arrived there in time n asked to approach to the entrance for item check...
The 1st one approached is the Chinese guy n the camp commander ask him question
Camp Commander: “How many underwear u wan as long u are in the camp?"
Chinese guy:"7"
Camp Commander: “Why?"
Chinese guy: "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday"
(The camp commander gave him 7 under wears) then the Malay guy approach
Camp Commander: “How many underwear u wan as long u are in the camp?"
Malay guy:"6"
Camp Commander: “Why?"
Malay guy: "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, I dun wear underwear on Friday because i wear sarung to sembahyang(pray).
(The camp commander gave him 6 under wears)
When the Indian guy approach
Camp Commander: “How many underwear you wan during your training in this camp?"
Indian guy:"12"
Camp Commander: "Wao...why you need so much?"
Indian guy: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December.
The camp commander fainted and fell to the ground.

Right now I'm working with my father, a special effects company doing special effects for functions, no matter big or small functions. The biggest function is the grand opening of the KLIA (Kuala Lumpur International Airport). DCMW is founded since the age of Tun Mahathir as a Prime Minister of Malaysia.

With the economy like this, it's so quiet out there, many companies collapse due to lack of cash.

No events since 2009 started, don't really know when will the economy will revive...Many people having hard times now, especially paying loans, bills and some company even did 0 (zero) sales for the whole month...

Katak di bawah tempurung.

An easy Malay idiom which means a toad under a coconut shell. All the toad knows is the world is as big as the shell, that's all. Other things from the outside world, it had no idea with it.

This is related to my girlfriend's family. Whole family (except my girlfriend) is 井底蛙 (a toad in a well), that's what Chinese said. The sky is only as big as what the toad looked above...Family members are still in the 60s century.

Caution ! Reading below data will cause brain damage and slower down your improving abilities and immune system. Read at your own risk !

Father: A person who always go Perak and comes back every 2 days to deliver the egg for the family. He`s the only one who is working so hard for the chicken farm but earning the same as the other 6 brothers, which they all own other company doing other things with the chicken farm salary. He thinks he knows everything but the fact is he only know about chickens and eggs. I admit this.

Few days ago he even told my girlfriend that he`ll ask people to destroy my car if he sees my car again. (Wow I'm so scared...) Like he`s one clever mastermind that only know how to do things without using his hands. I don't think he know me well yet. Well, I have a non-simple family background too.

Another good thing about him is he just say things whatever the hell he likes. But no action, he likes to say so many scary things to frighten people. But in the end, this makes him look like a clown.

Mother: A person who always like to accuse. Simply say things that she don't know or just simply believe people. Simply change the gameplay in the family, causing many troubles and still making more and more. Protect the only son in the family with destroying other children. What she believes is the words coming out of the son's mouth.

Sister: A reporter that always reports ANYTHING. Although she's 2 years older than my girlfriend, but her attitude and mind is like a PMR student. The only thing that she's like her age is her physical look. Unlike other creatures, this one won't admit its mistake. Although the truth is clearly displayed, but it has the ability to correct itself.

Brother: A rubbish that thinks he's the greatest of all. Due to the protection of parents, this creature is becoming more and more useless. Accusing others, act like a gangster and disrespect other people is a normal chores to him. What so special about it is his ability is only shown when there are no strangers. He talks behind people and thinks everyone is deaf and stupid. But when stranger appears, he shrinks back to become a little good boy as usual.

From what I see in her family, I don't think its a healthy family. I'll always take my girlfriend out to save her from getting infected. Watching movies, shopping, eating, having fun with my friends or attending birthday parties might work !

The event was on 19th to 22nd of March 2009 and it is the first hot air balloon fiesta in Malaysia. I went there with my girlfriend on 21st because it is a beautiful Saturday that day, and we managed to take some shots.

We reached there about afternoon, after reaching Putrajaya, we started searching for banners for that event. It might be somewhere on a lamp post, or a big building. We found it easily, maybe because Putrajaya is not that big.

Its located at Presint 2, then I continue to the location. I have trouble finding a place to park, many cars going in and out using the same road, so I stucked there for few minutes. After parking my car, we have to walk across a road to that place.

Many people were there, mostly with family members. There are few things that is held there, Bazaar, Kids Colouring Contest, Kite Flying, Remote Control Aircraft Flying and Powered Parachute.

I saw participating people started to fly their kite, some kites are big and heavy, they used the fishing rod to control it. There are various styles and colours of kites.





Sky full of kites...

Then we saw powered parachute flying around...



After that we walked around, and found this KFC booth...


The event is scheduled at 5:30pm, but at that time, the wind is very strong, so they have to delay the time because it is dangerous to fly with strong wind. They took out the things to be prepared.


At 6 something, finally they can start, they blow air inside the balloon using fan. Each balloon take turns to fly...




CAT is from Malaysia...





There are few countries like Germany, Belgium, Japan, USA, Thailand that participate in this event. But some balloons are for display, and they cant fly, like this...




I have a great time there, and this is my first time approaching a hot air balloon that close, it feels like I'm not in Malaysia at that time. A wonderful experience there !

I just registered for Wimax, since they got a 15 day trial on their modem. So I decided to give it a try, I don't lose a cent though. During my trial period, I'm truly satisfied with the speed, it's much much faster than Streamyx.

But after I went to a few forums, I don't dare to use it permanently. Wireless technology aren't better than cable. It still need to depend on the range from the signal tower and the users quantity.

Many users complained the speed after their trial, especially the first few months, maybe there has been more users registered, or Wimax did something, I don't know.

After all, I'll just stick with Streamyx. I'll let Wimax be a good image to me as I'm really satisfied with the speed during my trial period. I don't want to get tied to them for 2 years and get slow, delay or lag connections.

Rempits these days are dangerous, they hit and run, steal, snatch, block roads, and do every crime that exist in this world.
But the truth is rempits are all from the Malay race, i don't see any Lee Rempit, or Karpal Rempit.
How they even exist at the first place?
It is believed they are out of town, mostly from kampung, and the reasons they give are might be to continue studies, or to work in KL.
So when they reached here, they think it's a heaven for them. They are shocked to see how good KL has developed, comparing to their kampung. While their parents are not with them.
Then they find a new gf to fulfill their needs.
While they saw the Indian youths going to pub with their bunch of friends, Chinese youths going mamak to chit chat along, their sport cars parked along the street, these Malay youth also might think of having their own friends to hang out with.
But because they are from out of town, which a motorcycle is enough for them, they went down town to know a couple of friends, and find places for their "lepak" session.
When time passes, more and more are influenced by this. And they started to form teams, selecting leaders, and this leads everyone to carry more and more partners.
This created jealous between teams, and the only thing they can do is to race, other than fight.
Time passes, their groups are getting bigger and bigger, then slowly they dare to disturb the civilians. Blocking quiet streets, ram at other cars and speed off, because they dare as they have a bunch.
Then these Rempits, starting to conquer areas. Whoever try to be funny with them will end up with pain, or even more pain.
More competitions is still going, so they need more money to modify their "kap chai" (their holy super bikes), then slowly they involve into snatch thieves, which they have more risks as they can't do it in group.
Now they even dare to attack cops. I don't think there will be hope anymore after I knew this.
And those Rempits are invisible for a cop. Where there are patrol cars, no Rempits are found, but if there are Rempits, there's no patrol car. Magic isn't it? But the fact is normal vehicles can still see them.
These days, they are not afraid of traffic cops, they just ram through road blocks, but the cops can't do anything.
I believe the Rempits will have more demand in the future, we might lose many things because of them.

What a bad day I have today...Maybe its my unlucky day today..

It was my car, when I`m fetching my gf back to her house from her college, i noticed my temperature in my car is rising even though I`m on the highway, but I managed to reach her house, and i decided to stop by since the car is steaming...

At about 9 something, I went back...And there was 2 cars, a metallic black Proton Saga Iswara Aeroback, and a silver Kancil turbo, cause I can hear the blow off, the Kancil is trying to tail-gate the Saga cause the Saga don`t let him pass.

Then, I`m in the mood for street racing, I off the air-cond, turn on the music, open my driver side window, then i try to catch up with them, within 8 to 10 seconds, I`m behind them, then I stick to the Kancil`s back. After a corner, I change to 3rd gear, and accelerated to 7k RPM, and at 4th gear, I just drove off, and the Kancil cant manage to catch up. I can hear it boost though, cause the blow off is kinda loud.

OK, back to the main point, because from Serdang, I paid toll and I go back through Kuchai Lama to my house, Sri Petaling, when I`m on the way to my house, the temperature meter suddenly raise, I thought it shows false temperature, I ignored it. And when its maximum, I felt my car slows down when I try to accelerate, then, the engine shuts down. I on the emergency signal and slow down before Kuchai`s turn.

Finally I stopped, and after I get out from my car, I just noticed it was a Malay graveyard. DAMN ! Then I took my phone and called Took, the mechanic, and waited for him. I told him to bring A LOT of water because my water tank and the radiator is out of water.

15 minutes later, he arrived with Jeremy, bringing a cute mini water dispenser, and I poured the water in both the radiator and the water tank. After its full, Took started the engine, on the air-cond, and I think its OK.

I think the pistons are too hot because there are no more water to cool the engine, and the pistons expended and jammed, so it shuts down my engine. A good function by Mitsubishi :) Or else I have to overhaul, or maybe upgrade my engine.

So Took get into my car, and Jeremy gets into his car, and we are on the way back. Took told me not to accelerate above 3k RPM, so I did, driving very slowly than usual. Usually I just speed off but now I cant, so, a police patrol car spotted me, not weearing my seat belts.

He asked me to stop my car. So I stop by aside. Then he parked his car behind me.

He stepped down and politely asked me why I didn't put my safety belt.

Then he asked me to show him my license and IC, I did. He took to somewhere and recorded it, and asked me for the first time, "Saya saman OK?" And the conversation begins...

Me: Saman lar...
Cop: OK, tunggu kejap...
(Then he recorded down my road tax number)
Cop: U ada rekod kesalahan tak?
Me: Tak de
(Then he took our IC n went behind his car.)
(Took went to the cop and ask)
Took: Saya pun mau saman kah ?
Cop: Mesti lah...U pun tak pakai tali pinggang.
Took: Boleh settle ka?
(I was in front of my car waiting him to summon me while Took and the cops are behind the patrol car)
(Then the cop raised his hand and called me. Then I walked to his car.)
Cop: OK, sekarang u mau saya bukak saman ke, tolong ke, atau macam mana?
Me: Tolong la...
Then I asked Took in Chinese: How much you want to pay ?
Took (in Chinese): You like.
Me: Lima puluh ringgit boleh ka?
Cop: Aiya...kalau saya saman, kamu satu orang kena bayar seratus lima puluh tau?
Me: Kalau macam tu saman lah...
(After a few seconds...)
Cop: Ok la ok la...lima puluh lima puluh la...macam ini settle lagi senang
(He then returned me and Took`s IC)

After that I drove off...

Recently, I just change a new look for my blog. I noticed the old one hurts eyes, black background with white texts, well, I`m still working on it. With the new search button on the top right side, it works perfectly as I have tested it like a thousand times.

Car Model: Blue R34 GTR
Car No. Plate: JHM35 (but i think they changed it)
Chassis No.: BNR34-004751
Engine No.: RB260725904
Inform: 0126900120 / 0168111148
Cash Reward: RM 52,000 !!!

Pls keep an eye on this car and if found call the above number...This car is last spotted at south, and is believe that it will be exported at Singapore to middle-east. Below are some pictures to help identify the car better.

Feng Shui is something to believe, and at first, I think it might be a human`s psychology, thought, or maybe an illusion, until I see something in real life. As we all know, childrens have the ability to "see" or feel that "someone". It`s because their minds are pure, neutral(absent of "ja nian") but adults have all sorts of perspectives, thoughts, watching strange movies, or maybe stress ? But to some people, they have the ability to see something that is in another dimension. If I have a friend like that, I`ll be thankful. If I would like to buy a house, the first thing I should check is whether it is "clean" or not. If the kids run around happily, usually its OK, but when they are quiet, and dare not to run, or even move, then I think its time to look for another house.

I would like to share this to everyone, I find it a bit interesting, and a bit true, just sharing to let everyone know.

Never hang your laundry at night after the sun falls, It might attract wandering spirits to get attached to your clothes, and take over your personality when you wear them. Some people noticed their children`s attitude had changed after wearing them, just take them away no matter how busy you are.
Shaking legs also have become a habit of some people. It is believe that shaking ur leg means shaking away your wealth. Its not recommended to do so.
At night, when the sun is no longer seen, the yin energy is becomes stronger. This is the time where wandering spirits roam around. Its not good to pluck flowers or shout at people`s names as it might follow you.
Peeing elsewhere rather than in a toilet is not recommended too. But if you desperately need to pee, tell them politely. If you failed to do so, you might have insult the land spirit and it may cause your genitals to become swollen or red, sickness, or bad luck.
Chinese believe that the breaking of plates or other ceramics is a very bad luck. We can encounter it by saying “Fa Hoi Fu Gui” which means “May Prosperity Blossom” or anything by saying something auspicious.
Never stick chopsticks vertically straight into the rice bowl as this is the sign of ancestor worship as this can bring bad luck to you.

I`ll be posting the tips for sleeping well in your bedroom in my next post. I found it very interesting too.

Anyone heard of this ? Its one of London's foremost clubbing events, its in KL ! But I think noone knows about this, becoz I myself don`t even know it, until i went there...I just reached home, just now after setting up, rehearsal, n waiting them to say OK ! den i can go back...

Anyone going there ? They rented lasers, so Im playing there...just a normal show, but they also have snow machine, the tickets price are also reasonable :)

I came back from Johor on Saturday night, as the event finished early, about 8pm, but I was too tired, and Sunday I`m quite busy, so I posted today...nothing much there, its a signing ceremony between Lego and Merlin Development, a developer company from New York, they want to build a Legoland in Nusajaya, Malaysia, as there are already 4 Legolands across the world, Malaysia would be the fifth, there are news too...
Work on RM750m theme park to start 2010
Malaysia’s first international theme park set to boost tourism sector


Legoland Malaysia


A gift to our PM made by Lego bricks forming his office in Putrajaya


The backdrop setup


A gift made of Lego










Few tonnes of Legos are sponsored






People collecting Lego from the party

I went Johor on friday morning ! Damn early 1 ! I think about 8am...n reached there about 12 sumthing, on the way i ate sumthing, rest, toilet, n reached to Horizon Hills about that time...I`ve even managed to take some pictures of that club, although it`s still new, but there are people discussing to buy houses there already, it really is a nice place there...