Family prob...NOT me...

Katak di bawah tempurung.

An easy Malay idiom which means a toad under a coconut shell. All the toad knows is the world is as big as the shell, that's all. Other things from the outside world, it had no idea with it.

This is related to my girlfriend's family. Whole family (except my girlfriend) is 井底蛙 (a toad in a well), that's what Chinese said. The sky is only as big as what the toad looked above...Family members are still in the 60s century.

Caution ! Reading below data will cause brain damage and slower down your improving abilities and immune system. Read at your own risk !

Father: A person who always go Perak and comes back every 2 days to deliver the egg for the family. He`s the only one who is working so hard for the chicken farm but earning the same as the other 6 brothers, which they all own other company doing other things with the chicken farm salary. He thinks he knows everything but the fact is he only know about chickens and eggs. I admit this.

Few days ago he even told my girlfriend that he`ll ask people to destroy my car if he sees my car again. (Wow I'm so scared...) Like he`s one clever mastermind that only know how to do things without using his hands. I don't think he know me well yet. Well, I have a non-simple family background too.

Another good thing about him is he just say things whatever the hell he likes. But no action, he likes to say so many scary things to frighten people. But in the end, this makes him look like a clown.

Mother: A person who always like to accuse. Simply say things that she don't know or just simply believe people. Simply change the gameplay in the family, causing many troubles and still making more and more. Protect the only son in the family with destroying other children. What she believes is the words coming out of the son's mouth.

Sister: A reporter that always reports ANYTHING. Although she's 2 years older than my girlfriend, but her attitude and mind is like a PMR student. The only thing that she's like her age is her physical look. Unlike other creatures, this one won't admit its mistake. Although the truth is clearly displayed, but it has the ability to correct itself.

Brother: A rubbish that thinks he's the greatest of all. Due to the protection of parents, this creature is becoming more and more useless. Accusing others, act like a gangster and disrespect other people is a normal chores to him. What so special about it is his ability is only shown when there are no strangers. He talks behind people and thinks everyone is deaf and stupid. But when stranger appears, he shrinks back to become a little good boy as usual.

From what I see in her family, I don't think its a healthy family. I'll always take my girlfriend out to save her from getting infected. Watching movies, shopping, eating, having fun with my friends or attending birthday parties might work !
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