The CIA, The FBI, and the Malaysian MACC are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The US President decides
to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of
them has to catch it.

First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.

Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no luck they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Finally the MACC goes in. They come out two hours later with a bruised and terrified wild boar.

The wild boar is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"