1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
31. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
32. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
33. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
34. You are pissed with this article
35. You rob people for money
36. You rape people and take away their money
37. You read "Mat Rempit For Dummies"
38. Your brain malfunctioned all the time
39. You denied all the facts in this list
40. Tomorrow never dies
41. Die another day
42. You break and steals other ppl's car radio/cd player to sell for money to mod your motorcycle
43. You steals other ppl's helmet for money
44. Police to you are just another opponent in the race
45. Your bike rear brake light is broken and you never ever consider getting it fixed
46. As long as you are in big group, police can't touch you
47. You have an original DVD copy of REMP-IT movie
48. You go to political gathering just to get free bottled water and food, and ignoring which side it is
49. You feel proud whenever ur gang activities are in the headlines, be it mugging, (gang) rape, etc...
50. You rent ONE comp in cybercafes to stream&watch FREE porn, with at least FIVE friends behind you watching together
51. You tink ur ex5 is faster than a 125z
52. You mod ur bike with stolen items
53. You steal ppl petrol cos u cant afford to pump petrol
54. You still staying with your parents with 10 other brothers and sisters, even that you are 35+, or otherwise you are living in a bus station
55. You smash ppls car window and take ppls audio players and components
56. You think u are faster than a car anytime because you can overtake them when there is a traffic jam
57. You earn money just to buy condoms
58. You dont bath everyday
59. The last light you see in this world is the headlights of an on-coming bus/lorry/car
60. You cant read all the list becoz u cant read English
61. Your head is harder than steel
62. You make stupid loud noises infront of people's houses at night
63. You always visit Burger King in a group for it's refillable drinks
64. You have no idea tat ur act was a disgrace to the country
65. You're polluting the world, faster than anyone else
66. You think your SLK(smart little kancil) can tapao a Mercedes
67. You fix loud loud paria speaker in your kancil
68. Your exhaust sounds like boat but your speed is like a turtle
69. You think u have very long hair and u think it's very beautiful and cool
70. You think all malay chicks like you
71. You think chinese are lame and malay are better
72. You don't wear underwear
73. Your carrot jeans were from your high school days
74. You wear a sunglasses even though there's no sun to make u looks cooler, in fact u sucks
75. You rape your own sister, mom or any female in your family
76. You rape underage kids with cucumber cause your equipment doesn't work
77. You hog the pay-phone cause the phone u stole run outta credit
78. You lose both your testicles when u riding alone or less than 50 ppl
79. The best career u can work is burger seller/lekor seller/ pisang goreng seller
80. You go pasar malam dvd stall not to buy movie but porn
81. You think yahoo/google is a porn search engine
82. You think u have night-vision so u doesnt turn on your lights at night
83. Your motto is 'MATI TAKPE JANJI GAYA MESTI ADA'
84. You cant afford condoms
85. You think clubbing is the same whether u're inside or outside the club
86. You cant type BM properly (ko x ske i ko kuar ni)
87. You lie to yourself that rempiting is not wrong
88. You felt like the country is yours and terorize everyone with ur gang members, but as a single person,ur juz a small dick coward
89. You gather at a pool/snooker center but cannot afford to play
90. You're actually buying fake stuff from pasar malam
91. You signed up for Diploma in Kerempitan
92. Your sms language for 'Tak' is often 'X'
93. You set up your own roadblocks to loot money
more to come... :)
2. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
31. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
32. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
33. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
34. You are pissed with this article
35. You rob people for money
36. You rape people and take away their money
37. You read "Mat Rempit For Dummies"
38. Your brain malfunctioned all the time
39. You denied all the facts in this list
40. Tomorrow never dies
41. Die another day
42. You break and steals other ppl's car radio/cd player to sell for money to mod your motorcycle
43. You steals other ppl's helmet for money
44. Police to you are just another opponent in the race
45. Your bike rear brake light is broken and you never ever consider getting it fixed
46. As long as you are in big group, police can't touch you
47. You have an original DVD copy of REMP-IT movie
48. You go to political gathering just to get free bottled water and food, and ignoring which side it is
49. You feel proud whenever ur gang activities are in the headlines, be it mugging, (gang) rape, etc...
50. You rent ONE comp in cybercafes to stream&watch FREE porn, with at least FIVE friends behind you watching together
51. You tink ur ex5 is faster than a 125z
52. You mod ur bike with stolen items
53. You steal ppl petrol cos u cant afford to pump petrol
54. You still staying with your parents with 10 other brothers and sisters, even that you are 35+, or otherwise you are living in a bus station
55. You smash ppls car window and take ppls audio players and components
56. You think u are faster than a car anytime because you can overtake them when there is a traffic jam
57. You earn money just to buy condoms
58. You dont bath everyday
59. The last light you see in this world is the headlights of an on-coming bus/lorry/car
60. You cant read all the list becoz u cant read English
61. Your head is harder than steel
62. You make stupid loud noises infront of people's houses at night
63. You always visit Burger King in a group for it's refillable drinks
64. You have no idea tat ur act was a disgrace to the country
65. You're polluting the world, faster than anyone else
66. You think your SLK(smart little kancil) can tapao a Mercedes
67. You fix loud loud paria speaker in your kancil
68. Your exhaust sounds like boat but your speed is like a turtle
69. You think u have very long hair and u think it's very beautiful and cool
70. You think all malay chicks like you
71. You think chinese are lame and malay are better
72. You don't wear underwear
73. Your carrot jeans were from your high school days
74. You wear a sunglasses even though there's no sun to make u looks cooler, in fact u sucks
75. You rape your own sister, mom or any female in your family
76. You rape underage kids with cucumber cause your equipment doesn't work
77. You hog the pay-phone cause the phone u stole run outta credit
78. You lose both your testicles when u riding alone or less than 50 ppl
79. The best career u can work is burger seller/lekor seller/ pisang goreng seller
80. You go pasar malam dvd stall not to buy movie but porn
81. You think yahoo/google is a porn search engine
82. You think u have night-vision so u doesnt turn on your lights at night
83. Your motto is 'MATI TAKPE JANJI GAYA MESTI ADA'
84. You cant afford condoms
85. You think clubbing is the same whether u're inside or outside the club
86. You cant type BM properly (ko x ske i ko kuar ni)
87. You lie to yourself that rempiting is not wrong
88. You felt like the country is yours and terorize everyone with ur gang members, but as a single person,ur juz a small dick coward
89. You gather at a pool/snooker center but cannot afford to play
90. You're actually buying fake stuff from pasar malam
91. You signed up for Diploma in Kerempitan
92. Your sms language for 'Tak' is often 'X'
93. You set up your own roadblocks to loot money
more to come... :)